Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.
I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.
by Gripper January 05, 2006
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Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.
That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.
by Sue_Ellen December 07, 2008
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Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 08, 2020
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Mazur Salad Sandwich Deluxe

Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.
by Ronjermeysdentist October 29, 2011
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hot wet salad

awesome anal sex in the hot tub or bath
Last night my girlfriend and I had hot wet salad before bed
by Sac_Charlie January 19, 2015
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shake my salad

It means eating an ass with your mouth closed "shake my salad" eat my ass in different ways
jim: oh hey can I eat your ass
Ariana: sure!
jim: looking forwad to shaking your salad
Ariana: yes shake my salad
by poofacebum January 12, 2018
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