post-noob

Post-noobs are a broad type of internet personae that emerged from the noob movement of the 1990s and 2000s, in which internet users departed from the simplicity and traditionalism of noob culture to adopt a variety of avant-garde sensibilities and diverse influences. Inspired by noobs' energy and ethic but determined to break from noob cliches, artists experimented with various media sources, novel posting, reposting and production techniques, and ideas from art and politics, including critical theory, modernist art, cinema and literature.

I thought Jack was a noob like us, but i guess he thinks he's got something better in his little post-noob scene.. Oh well, i guess if you "used to be a noob" then you never really were.

by cortats pnc December 25, 2018

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noob boobed

something you say when someone gets absolutely owned

Quandale: "My mom is so awesome"
Johnny: "I fucked her"
Everyone: "NOOB BOOBED"

by blki July 22, 2022

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BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 16, 2011

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Haha noob expose

Commonly used when you "expose" someone for being a noob and stuff like that

person 1: Guys i beat every video game ever
person 2: False
person 1: ok fine how did u know
person 2: haha noob expose

by tidle August 11, 2024

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Noob Strength

Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.

Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.

by Bean Jack July 16, 2011

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