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The Human Centaurnipede

Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them
"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."
by Fibbermcgee July 9, 2023
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.
Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things
what are humans???

dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
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human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.
Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.
by MB One February 19, 2025
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a lost of humans

The collection name for a group of humans together.
Similar to a herd of goats, a school of fish, a murder of crows, there is a lost of humans.
by ShackleBuster May 6, 2022
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Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012
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