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Douche Ripple

An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.
"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."

"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009
mugGet the Douche Ripplemug.

Douche nugget

A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.
"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."
by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 23, 2017
mugGet the Douche nuggetmug.

Douche Bag

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*
by Monster_erection January 5, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

douche mcgroosie

is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.
Person: What do you think of the Boss?

Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.
by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007
mugGet the douche mcgroosiemug.

Douche Tooth

wireless device inserted in one's ear to achieve a maxiumum level of obnoxiousness

Wireless device inserted in ones ear while walking around having a loud conversation about your high financial status instead of just holding the damn phone and talking in a normal tone.
As Joe got out of his yellow hummer he made sure to put his Douche Tooth in his ear so that everyone would know what an important bad ass he is.
by boredinoakley October 3, 2009
mugGet the Douche Toothmug.

Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.
by Juju and olive April 14, 2012
mugGet the Douche Goosemug.

douche juice

Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle
I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice
by MerCoots April 16, 2008
mugGet the douche juicemug.

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