UPS

Acryonym for Unprotected Sex.

Matt Sharp: I heard Rivers Cuomo and Brian Bell had UPS last night!
Patrick Wilson: No way, bro!

by eyvone November 22, 2023

Shrugged Up

Getting a sick shoulder/upper body pump and looking sexy doing it

I’m gettin Shrugged Up with this freaky pump

by Elv1Z November 22, 2023

help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up

babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick

by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023

fucked up in the crib

Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.

fucked up in the crib watching family dude (image of a Family Guy lookalike)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)

by DrShamrock November 23, 2023

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

Up

Never give up
Yeah
Never give up
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kinda girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one (my number one)
Number one (number one)
Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait right here 'til it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that
Oh no
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one (the tide is high)
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one (my number one)

Number one
Every time that I get the feeling
You give me something to believe in
Every time that I got you near me
I know the way that I want it to be
But you know I'm gonna take my chance now
I'm gonna make it happen somehow
And you know I can take the pressure
A moment's pain for a lifetime's pleasure
Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait right here 'til it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that
Oh no (not gonna let go)
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high, but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Every time that I get the feeling
You give me something to believe in
Every time that I got you near me
I know the way that I want it to be
But you know I'm gonna take my chance now
I'm gonna make it happen somehow
And you know I can take the pressure
A moment's pain for a lifetime's pleasure
The tide is high, but I'm holding on

The point being I am not giving up!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 25, 2023

shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023