squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.
We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.
by EpicBird July 17, 2011
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Ass Man

Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!
by LeahtheAngel November 25, 2022
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Ass Man

A manager/co worker that is to lazy to say the full title " assistant manager".
Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.
by Saluja April 30, 2021
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Ratchet Ass Casino

Term used for a gambling arcade where the machines don’t pay out often enough and the gambler plays down all their money before leaving.
“Fuckin’ ratchet ass casino! George is a fuckin’ thief man!!”

“Hey man you see Shane yesterday?”
“Yeah he was bitching about the machines and calling the place a ratchet ass casino.”
by Arab C4 May 28, 2023
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Ass Gasket

An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.
This truck stop is disgusting. I'd better lay down an industrial Ass Gasket so I don't get crabs.
by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017
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ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.
Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.
by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018
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