jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 08, 2017

Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.

Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day

by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022

National give her your sperm day

Give ya gal yer sperm day

National give her your sperm day- In whatever means necessary

by Rb90 June 30, 2022

Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 07, 2024

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.

When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published

by Poopz💩 October 01, 2022

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

Holler at Your Hebrew

When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.

Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?

Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.

PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.

by Mike109999 May 05, 2022