I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

i need to get fucked respectfully

a way to say you need dick. respectfully.

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.

by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021

shut up the fuck you must

What Yoda says to make ppl shut the fuck up

dipshit sith... shut up the fuck you must!

by eweee September 21, 2005

Over Circumcized Fuck

Someone with a penis so small they feel compelled to over exagerate and exaserbate every situation to the fullest!

A terrible drain on society who can expect to acomplish no more in life than my semen will in going down the shower drain!

See also Allan!

You over circumcized fuck you remind me of allen!

Man i can see why you are so angry! The doctor created one over circumcized fuck! (girl said to allen)

by The Magnum March 17, 2008

What's her/his fuck

This is when you are in a conversation and you can't recall the person's name you are refering to.

"What's her/his fuck got real drunk last night." - (insert name)
"Wait, who are you talking about?"
-Max
"I don't know. What's her/his fuck"
-(insert name)

by LOREN August 19, 2004

mango go fuck yourself

An alcoholic beverage that contains orange-mango juice with smirnoff vodka

Hey Tiffany, let's mango go fuck yourself

by Elenith December 13, 2008