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KNOW NO SHIT

If someone insults you by saying NO SHIT here is the truth.

Something you should never say to a SHITEATER as shows your blind to true usages.

Super aware that is an impossibility.
Hey don't say NO SHIT to .me because you don't KNOW NO SHIT because you are FULL OF SHIT ass wipe.

Do you realize I got a lot of SHITEATER FRIENDS and by you saying NO NO NO,SHIT as you have no idea that KNOW NO SHIT is what you never mean because you just plain don't know.

Hey guy as NO SHIT as if you KNOW NO SHIT that it is an IMPOOSIBILITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
mugGet the KNOW NO SHITmug.

sneaka shit

Having to drop duece inconspicuously while attending a crowded event or place
Joe: Hey man, what happened to you? One minute you where here, the next you were gone?
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
by ET3 January 2, 2008
mugGet the sneaka shitmug.

Shit sue

Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.
by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020
mugGet the Shit suemug.

Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
mugGet the Shit boymug.

Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat
by Svsbsbsb November 20, 2020
mugGet the Don't shit where you eatmug.

Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
mugGet the Dominant Shitmug.

Mx5’s are shit

Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit
Bro why did you buy a mx5… mx5’s are shit
by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022
mugGet the Mx5’s are shitmug.

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