giant steaming shit

A shit witch rips open your asshole that you take primarily after you have been holding it in to finish a game of Call of Duty and

My god bro I took a giant steaming shit I think I fractured my ass

by Normal British child August 29, 2020

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.

Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

piece of shit

someone who cheats on their boyfriend & doesn’t care about other peoples feelings

steph roberts is a piece of shit

by sppaammeg November 10, 2020

roblox shit

when you make a shit in a roblox simulater and show your mom

hey mom! look at this roblox shit I made!

by coco.poop January 10, 2020

Shit

1. The actual fece(s) of an animal or human

2. The action of having to poop

3. Objects, things, or belongings
4. A verbal way of expressing emotion

1. "There's shit on my lawn ."

2. "Sorry, I have to go take a shit."

3. It took Sam hours to put away all of his shit.

4. -" Holy shit, that's amazing!"

-"Ah shit, what did you do this time?"

by NOVA_KILL July 17, 2019