i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Soulmate Shit

Just casual soulmate tings, you know, that only soulmates do be knowing, with some extra pizzazz, a la ✨shit✨

Person 1: how is someone 2k miles away loving you better then men we've lived with?
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t

by pshmoddymudig April 7, 2025

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves

Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong

by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025

nickle shit

a nickname for a friend of yours named "nick" who is a nazi

1 "bro me and nick are friends"
2 "you mean nickle shit? bro hes a nazi un-friend him"

by Gayzerr January 9, 2023

Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.

Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits

by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021

Gatorade Shit

Gatorade that's shit

"That's Gatorade shit"

by Smartperson69420 July 2, 2023

id shit on that

That is nice

Ben: That is a nice car
Brad: Yeah id shit on that

by benni-boiii January 28, 2025