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Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
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Shit kicker

by enforce_it_7 August 25, 2021
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Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth
Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint
by Mja18xx January 10, 2020
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special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019
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Shit

The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.
Meaning #1:

Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.

Meaning #2:

Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021
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lil shit

by lildoodoo45 March 25, 2022
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Shit

by JerrySucksToes September 9, 2023
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