off your game

You are off your game - What someone will tell you when you need to step it up and get back to your savage ways.

Oh my god, i have seen all the memes you have been sending me lately. You are off your game!!

by adpotedaf March 20, 2017

relax your bones

Chill out, take it easy, relax

Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.

by BossTruth October 05, 2020

Your just a hole

She's a fucking bully that has no hart she is a ugly fat bitch that thinks all the boys like her but they all just joking with her I watch them because of her big head she doesn't see it.

Your just a hole you 🕳️

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 09, 2024

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

by XenoGent February 04, 2022

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019