When a white person attacks you unprovoked
by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025
Get the Self Defense mug.Any weekend that you spend doing things that are good for you to do regularly and are a risk of being missed when life gets busy. Self investment weekends can include, but is not limited to, the following activities:
- resting e.g sleep
- unwinding e.g lying in the sun
- learning e.g reading
- exercising e.g cycling
- replinishing e.g eating
- conserving e.g saving money
- organising e.g tidying room
- resting e.g sleep
- unwinding e.g lying in the sun
- learning e.g reading
- exercising e.g cycling
- replinishing e.g eating
- conserving e.g saving money
- organising e.g tidying room
by Limbsay May 27, 2022
Get the Self investment weekend mug.<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
Get the self-report mug.A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
Get the Self cock block mug.Self harm (abbreviated as SH) the process of where one hurts themselves due to emotional, physical, or mental pain. its commonly associated to cvtting themselves, but also can be of different forms such as pulling at hair, picking at skin and etc. its like an addiction where you can't stop, once you start, you can't go back. its an unpleasant feeling where you keep on blaming yourself, and are considering to SH. some people associate SH with being "emo" or a pick me who wants attention, but its really not that at all, its more painful experience if you do it and if someone wanted attention, they wouldn't do something that slowly destructs them. i have practiced SH in the past and it's a horrible experience and feeling that I hope no one should go through, and if you are practicing SH, I want to tell you that it's going to be alright, no matter what your facing, your doing just great, and even if I don't know who you are, just know that i care for you. <3
EX 1
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.
EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.
EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
by lorainee :3 March 7, 2025
Get the Self Harm mug.A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
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