What the fuck around?

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation

A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?

by Señor Beezerton June 22, 2024

Always fucking around

Chester goofy ass. (Freaky ass nigga) aka FAN

You “always fucking around”.

by BigDdova June 28, 2024

funny fucking around

Goofing off. Wasting time. Lollygagging. Stalling. Not doing what one is told when one us told to do it.

Quit funny fucking around and get in the car! We're late to grandmas!

by anonymous July 4, 2024

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

Fuck around

and find out

To fuck around and find out

by SomeoneWhoFoundOut July 6, 2024

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

biggest slut around

Jordyn Kada Sharp. that’s it.

sarah: “who’s the biggest slut around?”
rory: “Jordyn Kada Sharp”

by notsaying321 August 1, 2024