go down the toilet

be completely lost or wasted; fail utterly.

"they didn't want to see their investment go down the toilet"

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Utilizing Toilet Paper To Clean The Bathroom Sink Is Disgusting So Do Not Deject The Individual Expressing Such A Notion《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Utilizing Toilet Paper To Clean The Bathroom Sink Is Disgusting So Do Not Deject The Individual Expressing Such A Notion《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Utilizing Toilet Paper To Clean The Bathroom Sink Is Disgusting So Do Not Deject The Individual Expressing Such A Notion《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 8, 2025

180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.

Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

toilet

A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting

"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman

by milk.exe May 16, 2022

Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

One of the greatest rap songs to be released in the history of rap music. It includes powerful storytelling about a young man in high school who feels the sudden urge to drop a log. He asks his teacher for permission to use the restroom, and proceeds to spend the next 30 minutes of the school day metaphorically superglued to the toilet, shitting out a storm.

superglued, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
what to do, I'm Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
falling asleep, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
asking, "why me?" Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

by Yung Ulcer July 17, 2021

skibidi toilet

brainrot

Bob: "skibidi toilet is the best show ever deceived. if there was one show i could watch over and over, it would be my pookie wookie skibbitty toilet. i binge all seasons every day. 24/7 365. and i love every second of it. i want the skibidy toilet to be real so i can cuddle him and his beautiful skibbitty goodness. skibidi toilet is my whole personality. i watch it all the time. in fact, im watching it right now. i want to skibidi all day, every day"

Sam: "ok"

by Snail mcgee The Racist June 19, 2024