pussy owl

1. A vaginal flatulence or queef that sounds similar to or like the "hoo" noise of an owl.

2. A common nickname for the long-eared owl, an owl species.

My girlfriend kept on pussy owling when I fucked her last night.

I thought there was an owl outside my window but it was just Sandra's vagina's pussy owls.

by Astrogrrl February 20, 2011

Pussy slug

It is the mucous of the vagina in between the lips that looks like a cute slug.

The part inside a womens vagina that looks like a cute Pussy slug

by Bob Johnson Sr. April 26, 2011

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

slinky pussy

A slinky pussy has only two qualifications:

1.) It unfolds (re: "Roast Beef Curtains")
2.) It stinks

That sluzzo Kayla has a slinky pussy bro. That shit's got layers unfolding and smells like a cat's lunch.

by SchizoTheory May 23, 2014

sport pussy

The unfortunate odor of the female sex organ caused by 'sport' or other significant physical exertion. This dreaded condition afflicts all women, at least on occasion, but is easily remedied with a shower.

Colloquial version: "sporty P."

Holy fuck--it smells like sport pussy in here!

I just finished biking a million fucking miles, and now I have the WORST sporty P.

by 511Siren September 19, 2014

Pussy Famine

A period of time where there is a lack or non-existence of vagina in a man's life.

Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.

by shagutter November 7, 2014

pussy butcher

A dyke that butchers pussy

Stepen Kotch is such a pussy butcher

by beavercunt6969 December 19, 2014