by John Johnsonn June 18, 2017
Get the texting back mug.Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
Get the Text Ferret mug.The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
by emerson parker November 12, 2016
Get the Text Tennis mug.El Luck-o was really low on the sugar this morning, best to con passay on that dealamomous. Sorry about my mex-text brue, i rang the bell for breakfast earlier.
by OB_77 October 30, 2017
Get the Mex-Text mug.When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011
Get the Bro-Text fondling mug.The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010
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