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Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.
Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex
by Jeff_Hiscock March 10, 2019
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social media relationship

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media
"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"
by papamurph43 May 23, 2017
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Social Double Dutch

Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \

social double dutched; social double dutching

1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.

2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017
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social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks
That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser
by 1supernoob August 20, 2021
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social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...
by EasyD803 December 22, 2013
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social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass
Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.
by Tigercute January 11, 2016
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Made for social media

Someone who follows in every trend on social media and cannot be for themselves. Someone so unoriginal and someone so worried about putting their whole life on social media to get “famous”
Yo Jamie you know that girl davina? She made for social media
by datgirlbeme March 30, 2020
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