Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!

Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

rusty butcher

The act of anal intercourse followed by gnawing of the providers penis. Teeth marks and blood must be present

a rusty butcher is defined as while mark is performing anal intercourse after ejaculation with Jane he proceeds to remove his penis from Janes anus and insert it into her mouth and Jane proceeds to gnaw on marks penis like a corn on the Cobb (gj) (dd)(sr) (cw)

by Rusty Butcher May 31, 2017

Crusty-Rusty

The process of a girl being on her period, not cleaning herself until the blood and discharge dries and crusts over, followed by a creampie and a vaginal feltching.

"Dude that party was sick! I heard that one guy was soo trashed, he gave a girl a Crusty-Rusty and didnt even know it!!"

by Jared M., Steven S. November 19, 2010

Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.

"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"

by T-Bone, $chmu, 'Pep', B-Love, and Nipples April 18, 2007

Rusty Mouth harp

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp

Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp

by woonage December 19, 2008

Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.

Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.

by TrevtrevO May 28, 2010

rusty sheriff badge

Known as an ass hole/anus

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.

by Josh April 23, 2004