Rusty cactus

When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft

When my wife performed a rusty cactus she shit down my shaft and it got caught in my japs eye

by Humphrey cavendish March 8, 2014

Rusty Banana

The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"

Miranda gave me the best Rusty Banana last night, it hurt so good.

by Rusty Shaklefordington September 29, 2013

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!

Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

Rusty Mouth harp

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp

Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp

by woonage December 19, 2008

Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.

Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.

by TrevtrevO May 28, 2010

Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.

"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"

by T-Bone, $chmu, 'Pep', B-Love, and Nipples April 18, 2007

rusty sheriff badge

Known as an ass hole/anus

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.

by Josh April 23, 2004