Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!
Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
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Crusty-Rusty

The process of a girl being on her period, not cleaning herself until the blood and discharge dries and crusts over, followed by a creampie and a vaginal feltching.
"Dude that party was sick! I heard that one guy was soo trashed, he gave a girl a Crusty-Rusty and didnt even know it!!"
by Jared M., Steven S. November 16, 2010
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Rusty Banana

The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"
Miranda gave me the best Rusty Banana last night, it hurt so good.
by Rusty Shaklefordington September 28, 2013
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Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.
"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"
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Rusty Mouth harp

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp
Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp
by woonage December 13, 2008
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Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.
Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.
by TrevtrevO May 29, 2010
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rusty sheriff badge

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.
by Josh April 23, 2004
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