do you

Short for "Fuck You"
Said to a girl by a man who wants to have sex
Women: Today was fun im feeling you tonight

Man: Omg really im feeling the same way.So where can i do you tonight

Woman:No more questions lets get to my house.
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own you

To win repeatedly against an opponent. See bitch
That makes four in a row - I own you
by mark marshall November 14, 2004
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you on one

Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says
Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"
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You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.
Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.
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Are you serious?

The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.
Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.

Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?

Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!
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You are an Idiot

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Normal Person: Dude, You are an idiot!
Idiot: Nuh Uhh!!
Normal Person: No for real... You Are An Idiot, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahh!
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shit on you

Expression showing condemnation of a persons actions, or an object's shortcomings. Denotes light-moderate annoyance.

Has nothing to do with the D12 song, but was rather propogated by certain immigrants to a rural, British university community.
1. "Are you eating with us?"
"No; I already ate."
"Yes? Well, shit on you!"

2. "What happened to your face?"
"The handlebars fell off my bike, and I nearly died."
"Yes? Shit on this/the bike!"

3. "The Inland Revenue are charging me a million pounds for a mistake they made."
"Shit on them."
by Diaji March 11, 2008
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