Luke

a man, with an ego larger than his dick

“damn luke’s kinda funny”
“no he’s not his dick is really small”

by ndksvfjdksbs June 16, 2020

Luke Climbingbear

My Dad, and a Cherokee God. He can summon retards at his disposal. he can also spontaneously disappear. His raw strength is enough to match shaggy, but he doesn't use it very often. he also towers over grady

Luke Climbingbear is my dad, and he summoned me.

by Luminousity November 18, 2019

sage and luke

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

by twinkity dink September 2, 2023

Luke

A luke is an outstandingly sexy bastard. His cock hangs like a horses and any girl is extremely lucky to get some. 10/10 footballer also, legend says he’s the one who taught Lionel Messi.

Man United are shittt says luke

by Leedsman1203 November 22, 2021

Aiden-Luke

An Aiden-Luke, is a fusion of beauty and self-care, he meticulously curates a physique that borders on sculpted perfection, showcasing a profound awareness of his own physical allure. His reflective gaze mirrors the confidence that comes from knowing the impact of his visual presence.

An Aiden-Luke possesses a captivating aura, effortlessly drawing others into his orbit. Whether through a charming smile or a magnetic gaze, he weaves an irresistible spell, leaving those around him longing for more, establishing an almost addictive connection to his company.

In the realm of intimacy, an Aiden-Luke seamlessly blends passion with skill. His encounters are marked by a potent cocktail of desire and sensuality, creating an unforgettable experience that lingers in the memory.

Yet, within this captivating exterior lies a nonchalant spirit. An Aiden-Luke navigates social dynamics with an air of detached ease, unafraid to step back from you or connections if the mood strikes.

Don’t fall into Aiden-Luke’S spell of charisma and desire.

by Blonde-Boy February 14, 2024

Luke

Someone who typically makes stupid decisions.

Dude, remember that one time Luke fell for a phishing scheme?

by daiinverted January 28, 2022

Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.

I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!

by Dean Lane November 26, 2024