Jim jones cocktail

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That Jim Jones cocktail isn’t a vaccine

by EvilXY March 3, 2022

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Jones

who ever has the name or last name Jones is an over confident twat and thinks he's better then everyone at everything,

*me-hey jones you wanna play a game
*jones-i will shit on you at anything u challenge me in

by k1oshi March 5, 2022

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Casey Jones

An engineer for the Iowa Central Railroad who met his fate after deciding to inspect the anal cavity of a stalled train. Otherwise, he was known for being on-time.

Casey Jones is a name; it's not that hard.

by Great Northern 1147 October 15, 2025

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This is a sexual act. The male partner snorts a line of onion powder inducing a violent sneezing attack. He then places his nose and mouth over the female partners cooter. And acts like the woman’s vibrator.

Aw my vibrator died.

Don’t worry baby I’ll grab the onion powder and give you an AK Jones

by Nuclear Waffle October 19, 2025

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Jones Effect

When you have weird benefits or events happen to you while in public. Being given free accommodations and or favors for simply existing. Having strangers tell you their life stories even when you don't respond.

Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.

1: You won't believe what happened when I went to McDonald's.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
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1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.

by tre_swift October 25, 2025

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