It is the favorite best friend of anyone person. This type of best friend is the main one. It is the highest honor one can receive.
Carl: Am I your best friend?
Leroy: You're my bottom best friend!
Carl: I am? That's the highest honor ever!
*high five*
Leroy: You're my bottom best friend!
Carl: I am? That's the highest honor ever!
*high five*
by Thecaterpillarmanguy January 13, 2014


The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.
A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.
by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

A lovely lady booty that subtly drops out da bottom of her shorts. Best executed in high rise high waist denim sneak-a-cheeks.
Damn bro! You see the blond with the drop bottom walk past? Yes, of course the one with the smoothie in her hand...
by horn-dog May 24, 2015

when tall man bends down to short girl and takes his pointer finger and fingers her shortly until she consents to sex.
man i got a bottom locker even though i'm 6'8 atleast i can finger a girl since a shark bit off my middle finger.
by municpal999\ April 9, 2023

“SHUT UP”
“ I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up”
“APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH DA FURRRRRR”
“ I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up”
“APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH DA FURRRRRR”
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

Person 1: haha you’re such a bottom
Yiurz: no im not >:(
Person 1: thats not what you said last night babe
Yiurz: no im not >:(
Person 1: thats not what you said last night babe
by Ghosttop August 15, 2021
