stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024
mugGet the notebook checking parentsmug.

bussin checks

Bieber: Aye bro, I was bussin Selena's checks so bad last night that I gave her a creampie.

Basically having sex
Bussin checks means to be riding her pus*y really good
by BigBallerBrand3 June 24, 2017
mugGet the bussin checksmug.

reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
i pulled a reality check on him.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
mugGet the reality checkmug.

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
mugGet the pre-anal sex checkmug.

invenTORY check

A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.
Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.
by QuacksO November 15, 2024
mugGet the invenTORY checkmug.

BREAK CHECK

Caeden: *Moves car*
Regan: "BREAK CHECK!"
by Gyat City October 9, 2022
mugGet the BREAK CHECKmug.
A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
mugGet the "checks and balances" systemmug.

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