Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018

Text to speech

a program reads your text

stop using Text to speech

by Eminemfan6599 February 27, 2022

Text and dine

When you indulge in texting/using phone while having dinner with your family. Your Asian mother would hit you with a pan or slap you in the face.

Azra, why do you always text and dine?

by AdilShah September 18, 2022

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.

I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!

by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023

Text insecurities

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.

I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Text wet

When you begin to put yourself into sexual behaviour over text, for example sexting.

Let’s text wet together

by Valkyrixa October 1, 2022