humans

dangerous divs that don’t know how to think before they say and do shit

what are humans ??
dumb fucks

by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021

Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.

When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.

by DylanDogg December 10, 2017

Human

Something that loves and hates, sadly you can't do the first one.

"WOAH BRO! DID YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WALKING BY MY LEFT ELBOW JOINT. "(Says the guy in the bigger brain convention.)

by HEY GOOGLE, PLAY DESPACITO March 24, 2020

Human Slop

The soulless mainstream media (movies, TV shows, pictures, and video games) pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all repetitive, preachy, and lacking any real creativity unlike AI generated content.

"there's no such thing as AI slop, we’ve been drowning in human slop for thousands of years."

by Ihatewokeness420 January 2, 2025

Humans

Food

"humans are tasty"
"I agree"

by Humansarefood April 11, 2022

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Human Botanical

A human botanical is when someone pretends to be drunk at a party but is in fact drinking Fever Tree tonic and is sober.

"I am quite sure that Mick from #hungry_diner had the human Botanical done to him at a party by a girl named Natalie. He was on the small batch craft Gins from www.rohibitionliquor.co

by Hungry Diner August 30, 2021