Skip to main content

fish weenis

Serena "Hey did you hear about our brother Adam?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"
by A fish protector March 14, 2011
mugGet the fish weenis mug.

Happy Fish

A clean smelling, well groomed vagina.
I ate me some of that HAPPY FISH
by Plotman February 23, 2011
mugGet the Happy Fish mug.

text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.
Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...
mugGet the text-fishing mug.

Bable Fish

A strange thing that denies faith.
Bable Fish argument.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ah, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading thinkers claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys.
by Piper McCloud December 15, 2012
mugGet the Bable Fish mug.

fish lung

A fish lung is somebody who is a fool and is very weak. you may call somebody a fish lung if they back out of a fight or can not do something that concerns physical action
by daniel clarke February 7, 2007
mugGet the fish lung mug.

Grout Fishing

Little phrases or sexual invitations written in the grout of bathroom tiles. Usually seen while sitting on the toilet. Mostly used for public sex; sometime a clever turn of phrase.
Bendix didn't have any luck at the party so he went grout fishing at the truck stop.
by M.A. Ross September 19, 2007
mugGet the Grout Fishing mug.

mongrel-fish

A stupid individual, a moron, a drop-kick, etc.
"Man you're a mongrel-fish!"
by MongrelFish October 1, 2005
mugGet the mongrel-fish mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email