Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.

Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump

by bjkurtz221 March 15, 2010

Eat em up

When you eat all the food

Me:Recess puffs eat em up eat em up
person: You fat now

by edp6942069 February 28, 2021

eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her

Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."

by James234678900 March 14, 2014

Eat The Apple Sauce

Like drinking the Kool-Aid, but for Apple Employees.

You got a new job at Apple? That’s awesome. So you drank the Kool-Aid? No, but I had to eat the Apple Sauce.

by Factualizer March 17, 2018

eat your hat

to eat your hat means to disgracefully, and shamefully, and embarrassedly, or pissed.offedly REALIZE you are wrong about something, or that somebody else was able to do something
like writing, singing, painting, posing, pimping, etc better than you can. kinda like having to eat your own words, but without you even having to say something first.
punked, topped.

"biggety small sack saw stinky dopey dawg's new vid
and his shorty, latanyaneesha told him "guess you gones to have ta eat your hat now, huh, bitch".
to which small replied "slap!"

by psychbitchhommedon'tplaythat November 28, 2012

eat shit and die

Eat shit and Die.... Usually always said when mad!!! The again, my normal words to close friends are eat shit and die.

I wish I could do this.... 1) Grab a cup.... 2) Squat down and release the dump in the cup... 3) Grab a spoon... 4) Sit down the other person.... 5) Forcefully feed them the cup full of shit... 6) Hope that they die.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003