Dylan Robinson

the hottest man alive

"Bro did you see Dylan Robinson! So shrexy!"

by shreksophone player March 9, 2023

Dylan

Only lasts 3 minutes

Chad lasted 3 minutes last night… what a Dylan move.

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Dylan

A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.

L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan

by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019

Dylan

A Fat horrible obese Asian who is king kong

Holy is that godzilla..... NO THAT IS DYLAN

by A beastly man March 13, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is a cute funny guy and if your not careful will break your heart. He can make up stupid jokes to make you feel better. He may seem quiet and shy in class but is really the loudest friend u can have. Dylan keeps his promises no Nader the cost. He is the guy you should be hanging out with

Dylan: Hi/ when u first meet him. Dylan: WASSSSSSS UPPPPPPP/ after a year of knowing him

by Brokentoy21 April 18, 2018

Dylan McFagurson

lumberjack who sucks cock and chases little girls

Dylan McFagurson (the lumberjack) likes to chase little girls for their ponies.

by stormieclouds December 14, 2018

Dylan Glabinski

Your favorite polish boy that attends a school in the city of NY, he loves games and guitar and is easy to be friends with. One who refuses to cut his long blonde hair but it describes him amazingly. He is hard to anger but don't take advantage of that!

Yo Dylan Glabinski gave me $5!

Sweet bro, he bought me a snapple yesterday!

by NATIONAL DISASTER February 6, 2025