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Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.
Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.
i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.
by Digothy March 12, 2023
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Cracker

A cracker is a word used to define white people, however it is not a racial slur by any-means. In fact, "cracker" has the same effect as if calling a rat, not necessarily a bad word, but it contain a negative/joking conetenation.
Why are all these crackers staring me down?
by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022
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Gram Cracker

Yes, She is my gram cracker.
by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019
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cracker fangirl

A black woman who gushes over a crush/celebrity or admires who is a straight white man
Girl: "I love Jack Harlow! I'd definitely sell my house for him."
Boy: "stfu you cracker fangirl, this is why you're gonna get called a nig-"
by assforlifersss November 9, 2021
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cracker nigg

"oh bro look its that cracker nigg"

"don't you think Ignas is a filthy cracker nigg"
by expeditiousnigga March 18, 2022
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Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week
by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023
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