When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
Relax-breaks means that when you are being stressed out at a certain time you can take relax-breaks to calm down
by MWHEN December 20, 2017
by Thatshrek February 23, 2022
When a shell hits your tank in war thunder, perfectly on a corner so that it immediatly dies due to the hull break feature.
Commonly misunderstood by DarkMistas as the "Overpressure" Mechanic, which knocks out crew due to explosive shock/pressure wave.
Commonly misunderstood by DarkMistas as the "Overpressure" Mechanic, which knocks out crew due to explosive shock/pressure wave.
by RetardiusMaximus June 06, 2024
A long-awaited collaboration from the creators of Mad Men and Breaking Bad - Matthew Weiner and Vince Gilligan. Millions of homebound fans, desperate for a new binge, are hoping TV history will be made.
Don Draper sees the writing on the wall - a third of the storefronts on Madison Avenue are vacant. Realizing that in Covid-depressed America there is not much left to advertise, not much to buy and little reason to buy it, he goes in search of Jesse Pinkman, and the temptation of Breaking Mad.
by Monkey's Dad December 27, 2020
“We should really go fix that pump Jim”, “no worries Davey we can stop for a Richard break when we get there”
by Chimmychangas June 15, 2018
Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day
by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020