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brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.
kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon
by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022
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Brandon Clayton

A fat cunt who is incest with his sister and wanks to kissing pranks and takes it up the arse from his girlfriend with a bigger dick then him .
Oh no your going to become a Brandon Clayton
by Gregster January 26, 2019
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Brandon Toth

A big baller who is great at basketball. Very nice, funny and legendary. He is the legend 27.

STOP BRANDON ABUSE!!!
That's a great shot. He must be a Brandon Toth.
by Destiny56 May 26, 2021
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brandon

A fuqboy
by Farts and poops September 20, 2016
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Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas
Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon
by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022
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The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship
Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
by R3ZIT June 30, 2023
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Brandon

a guy who is extremely loud and funny he will make you laugh but he is also annoying
Brandon SHUT UP!!
by Boy in school February 26, 2020
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