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F-Pack

An awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. Not to be confused with "Fanny Packs," the F-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the Mid-Western United States.
"Please remove belts, shoes, and F-Packs before entering the security line"
by F-Pack June 18, 2014
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F-Pack

An awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. Not to be confused with "Fanny Packs," the F-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the Mid-Western United States.
"Please remove belts, shoes, and F-Packs before entering the security line"
by F-Pack June 18, 2014
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f-tup

Code for fucked up.
Used in places where fucked up would be censored, or wouldn't be appropriate. Less obvious than f'ed up.
That dude cut his dick off, that's f-tup!
by Joshp August 15, 2014
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F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
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F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
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F's on the loose

A phrase used to describe a woman with huge hanging boobs.
Woman 1: Dude, did you see those F's on the loose?
Woman 2: Yea, they were huge.
Woman 1: It was like two watermelons were hanging from her chest.
Woman 2: But even with those things she was ugly as hell.
Woman 1: Yea, totally.
by Andrew the Grouch December 17, 2013
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F-Town

Slengnavnet på tettstedet Fjellhamar i Lørenskog, Norge.
Velkommen til F-Town
by multiib June 8, 2015
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