Break In

Uh oh!

Hym "Looks like there was a break in at my downstairs neighbor's apartment. The door was all smashed in... I mean... I didn't hear anything when I walked past. Except for the music playing... I just got home so I imagine the sound of someone smashing a door in would cause some concern for the people who WERE here... The door was cracked open but I didn't seen anything... I would check but I don't want to leave any fingerprints and wind up a suspect... It's probably safe to assume someone would have handled it by now... I guess I have no way of knowing when it happened... Or what... It'd be a shame if this was a life or death moment and there's someone bleeding out in there... Or they came for me and got the wrong apartment... Could have been a police raid... I suppose... Didn't see and cops around... Not that I was looking... I'll keep an ear out and go down there with the veinsplitter if I hear anything else... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Snack Break

A slang term for murdering and eating 5 men.

P1"Woah bro, did you hear that Remmu stopped for a snack break?"

P2"Yeah, it was crazy!"

by ashisgaylol May 1, 2022

Masturbatory break

When you take a break from whatever you're doing to masturbate, most often pausing whatever is being watched on Netflix (alternatively trying to squeeze in a session while the video is buffering).

I was watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and i managed to catch a masturbatory break because my WiFi sucks.

by Toblucz December 5, 2016

a break

stop putting pressure on someone about something.

"give the poor guy a break"

by Arminkshipper January 1, 2025

Prison Break

When you and a girl are having sex then you came inside her. Then some of the cum comes out of her vagina. (AKA Prison Break)

Dude I had sex with this girl and I came inside her. Some of the cum came out of her and she called it a prison break.

by Pumper Dumper March 9, 2020

Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat

We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break

by Panobrownies January 16, 2022