by bigthunker November 7, 2020
Get the Keep the dog off the half pipemug. A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023
Get the La Junta Lead Pipemug. The act of dicking someone down in the seasonal holiday of halloween. Where as you can decorare the room in spooky material or your penis. Or to just make the experience scary for the good if the pipe.
by Spookiepype October 27, 2017
Get the spooky pipemug. by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023
Get the Pipe Dreammug. A clarinet.
This was that same agony-pipe, which, in the German rhapsody, wails its way into the most exciting of all symphonic expressions of the jazz idiom...
by Delbosco October 15, 2021
Get the agony-pipemug. 
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Crack Pipemug.