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Ethan Paynter

Ethan is a person who would do anything to beat someone in chess. He is crazy for books and loves reading them. He loves chocolate and wants to focus. He is kind, funny, smart, unique and doesn't care what anyone thinks about him.

Boy 1 "Wow I think that's an Ethan"
Boy 2 "How do you know"
Boy 1 "Because he has crazy hair and is carrying a bunch of books"
Boy 2 "Oh that makes sense let's go say hi"
An Ethan Paynter is weird but he's my best friend.

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by #name crazy January 23, 2021
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Ethan

Hes Ethan he is very mad and *UWU* and Cutely types. is the best boyfriend one could have. he is strong physically but weak emotionally. he's a pretty good friend and likes UWU
person 1: ethan is sooo nice

person 2: he's also soo romantic
by Ethan Estavillo June 3, 2022
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ethan

Kieler gay best friend he is almost as kool as kieler but not a quite
he is v v gay he is a gay ethan
by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019
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Ethan schiavon

A man who just loves some good old bbc
Ethan schiavon loves to sit on bbc”

Ethan loves to lick bbc”
“Ethan doesn’t have a bbc but instead a bwc”
by Daddy domy December 22, 2022
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Ethan

Handsome, mostly blonde, and can do almost anything when it comes to talents. He’s awesome with the ladies, and he likes to joke around with them. He has the kind of humor that you would find hurtful, but always explains why it’s funny. He will tease you, but he always means it in a playful manner. He is strong, and confident. If anyone comes across him in a bad way, he will always solve the problem whether it’s by talking back, or simply being nice. Overall, Ethan is an awesome dude who likes to have fun!
“See that guy over there?”
“Yeah that’s Ethan! He’s super funny”
“Yeah, and really cute!”
by Dude, that’s awesome April 20, 2018
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Ethan

Ginger Prick with no friends unless they have big ahh forehead and low IQ, mosque bomber fuckin’ stupid ass Portuguese ass pork and cheese ass Hungarian rabbit fucking stupid bitch idiot dickhead. Ethan’s a ginger prick.
Hey, have you heard about Ethan?

Oh yeah, I have.

He Ginger as fuck. Fr.

I know. We smashed.

Me too.
by Ethan (Ginger) January 19, 2023
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Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.
Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.
by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020
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