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I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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Living BEJroooom

Living room. Living being. Mortal Living flesh and relbjalood person people's and animals mammals. Life all living beings of the world 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created living beJrooooms. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
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Live Taller

The act of living longer or living a higher quality life.
Edna: I just died at 37!

Alistar: wow Edna, you needed to live taller!
by Lajdhfbsjskfnfns February 26, 2020
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Living fan

When a man bounces so hard on a penis or penis-like object that his own penis flies around in a cirkle like a fan.
"He bounced on it so hard he did a Living fan"
by Freaky Ben May 3, 2025
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live for once

A person with a narcissistic behavior mentality who has NOTHING to offer you but humiliation, laughter behind your back, discussions you've had with them privately are discussed with others, accuses you of doing things when you're not doing, and this narcissistic person is 100% insecure in themself.

Do not confront them about their behavior; YOU and they KNOW what's really going on---we all grown.

Once your INSTINCTS (i.e. your BOUNDARIES are CROSSED--no matter HOW small the boundary is) tells you to RUN---RUN and DON'T look back. Once you allow them to GET away with THIS...now they'll try for THAT and before you know it---your SELF-ESTEEM is being run over! Don't let it HAPPEN!

You are BETTER than to have to THURST for attention. Flip them off PROUDLY!!
a. Someone who sees you are happy with yourself/in yourself (whether you're SINGLE or MARRIED) and then tries to convince you that there's more to life than the person you're with (SINGLE or MARRIED).

b. Once they lower you to their level of manipulation---they IGNORE you (i.e. all CONTACT stops).

c. Run...what run when you hear the phrase "live for once" and don't look back.

d. Remember this---You are fine! When you hear the phrase "LIVE FOR ONCE!" You tell them "....and just keep enjoying the view of it"

---because they will NEVER have you and by the way; tell them to go find a small ROCK and CRAWL under it!

e. Gird your loins because you should not FALL for their stronghold (selfish tactics to have their way with you).

f. Don't do it.
by Redeemed October 16, 2013
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