Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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Self Nepotism

Self nepotism would be giving yourself a new role because of your power. Declaring myself the king of my bedroom would be self nepotism.
A specific kind of "Narcissism with power"

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'I hate my boss so much, he just appointed himself in charge of the department of Cheese making. We're a law firm. This is self nepotism to such an extreme degree'
by chrizzlerlol November 28, 2024
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Self Healing

Being single to save up for Gucci
"Why aren't you hitting on other girls?" "I am in the process of "self healing""
by RBVS October 05, 2021
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Self-made Ejdlt

Self-Made Ejdlt is the sexiest mf ever seen on planet earth. He has sexy takes and will steal your bitch if you let him get too close
Me : OMG IS THAT SELF-MADE EJDLT?
Emma : YEAH HE'S SO CUTE😍
by ejdlt February 09, 2022
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Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Self Bantz

Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.
While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz
by SelfBantz March 01, 2018
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Self-Asexual

When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .
"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"
by letsgetcats May 19, 2018
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