A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.
by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019
Get the Saskatchewan Log Ridemug. by robinridesbitch January 4, 2009
Get the let's ride Batmanmug. In a car with bench seating, having three passengers in the front seat, while leaving the back seat completely empty.
by YellowTongue July 9, 2009
Get the ride rican stylemug. by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013
Get the Ghost Riding the Dickmug. This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.
The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
by Azbo The Great! July 18, 2018
Get the Dicky Back Ridemug. by Steve Hemmings October 1, 2008
Get the The Bangkok Bus Ridemug. John asked his friend if he wanted to participate in a smoke ride, his friend agreed, and they wrecked John's new car.
by chadgothic December 12, 2008
Get the Smoke ridemug.