Poo plug

When your trying to take a shit in a pit toilet and you feel that cold breeze up your ass and can’t get it out.

You got a hairdryer bro? I got a poo plug and I need help thawing it.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

skunky poo

poo that smells worse than normal.

person 1: what is that smell

person 2: its skunky poo

by ma dude bra January 29, 2020

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014

Poo Hog

An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.

by Pass the bavoisier April 3, 2022

poo cube

A cubicle (or desk) that is close enough to a bathroom where you can smell the stank from someone having just gone number 2.

Matt: "Hey where is the new guy gonna be sitting?'
Jim: "Right next to the bathroom in the poo cube area."
Matt: "Shitty for the new guy"
Jim: "Yeah I feel sorry for him after Randy's morning Growler"

by phizzledizzle June 18, 2011

Poo Zamboni

When Ryan makes anal love to Uvonne he calls it the Poo Zamboni.

Cody asked Ryan what he did last night and he said I gave the Poo Zamboni to your mom!

by Scotttybitch November 11, 2022