poo selfie

A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)

Person 1: hey whats up?

Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!

Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA

by Michael knows December 14, 2014

poo apple

When Swype is a dick and you're trying to spell pineapple

What the fuck is poo apple?

Pineapple!!! Fucking Swype

by lordelyssa December 26, 2014

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015

Poo Tourist

Someone from another work department/location/floor who does not use their specified toilet facilities, but instead travels to another department/floor/office to poop

Dave from the floor above is such a poo tourist, he's always coming downstairs to use our toilets

by PUbez July 2, 2015

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 October 24, 2015

cranky poo

when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out

hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed

by chapo g July 8, 2019

Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019