University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

by Scottish Society May 14, 2018

St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters

To offer you organic fairtrade fresh air-roasted coffee
that makes you feel as good as it tastes.
Our business is anchored by our commitment
to nature, to coffee farmers and to you.

And, St. Joseph Island Coffee Roasters’ coffee is available at all these events.

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

Islandism

Living in a separate world from others considered to be in your sphere. As in how an island is separated from a main body.

They never thought they would be living in islandism in the middle of such a crowded city.

by pkatiza July 11, 2018

Jekyll Island

Jekyll island is a fictional place where Georgia residents are tricked into thinking they are on vacation. In reality, they are being studied by the Illuminati and experience weird anomalies that are often overlooked as coincidences.

My friends and I are headed down to Jekyll island for the weekend, I hope I don’t get that strange feeling about it again.

by TotallyRealExpert July 18, 2023

Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter

that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet

by theurbanverman September 2, 2025

Alcatraz Island

Some weird ass island where some criminals lived, other people lived their too.

Al Capone: Yeah, I been to Alcatraz Island before, why?
Town: Wait.. aren't you dead?

by Town#0001 on Discord March 26, 2019

rhode island renovation

the act of inserting all of ones ten fingers into a significant others anus and proceeding to spread all ten fingers and grabbing the feces from ones asshole

my girl let me try the rhode island renovation for the first time last night and it was spectacular

by anonymous August 7, 2024