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Bacon

Greasy food that can either be crispy or fatty but but most foodies like it when it has the perfect balance between crispy and fatty to enjoy this wonderful creation from God.
I love this bacon.
by Cra-cra2007 July 13, 2019
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un-bacon

Rex moved closer and caressed her heaving melons. He then went lower, lower to her un-bacon.
by Dick Perses February 12, 2010
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Bacon

A women’s pussy. It resembles the pig originated food bacon.
“Hey Nick you get in that bacon last night?”.
-“Hell yeah she gave me that oinker too.”
by Idonoteatthatbacon123 December 24, 2023
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Bacon

"Man I would love some bacon"
by Bacongoddes November 14, 2017
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Bacon

The "Bacon Wing" also known as the "43's protection wing"where they segregate the sex offenders ,nonces and rapists ,so they don't get attacked by the normal prison population.
by MackerelMan December 24, 2023
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bacon (hyena arc)

when a person named bacon becomes a furry, and enters a so called "hyena arc"
bacon decided one day to become a FURRY, and changed their name to bacon (hyena arc)
hey bacon (hyena arc) i went to GAYVILLE and everyone there knew you
by NOT tattoochicken July 18, 2025
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Bacon Turtle

A Turtle, usually a King Turtle of the Royal Turtle Guard. Also a word for assorted meats shaped like a turtle.

A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.

The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).
Bacon Turtle: Kneel before your almighty ruler, the Bacon Turtle!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...

Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!
by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014
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