Noah

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.

Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..

by I can't see why March 19, 2020

Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

Noah

Noah is a person with many depths. Noah is a complete and utter cunt. He has a small dick that can’t even reach a bitches g spot.

Guy 1: hey did you see that Noah just got his bitch took

Guy 2: What! I actually ain’t surprised.

Guy1:yeah Noah is ugly af and I heard his balls haven’t dropped yet

by Baddietimes20000 February 22, 2022

NOAH

A Noah is a cute and handsome boy. You will never want to let go of a Noah. He is sweet and kind and will give you cute looks. He is very interactive and will NEVER ever let you down. You will always blush when he looks at you. He has a kind heart.

You "who is that boy "
Your" friend oh that is Noah"

by Snow Annie January 31, 2020

Noah

When you waste computer storage on useless things

"Dammit, I pulled a Noah!'
"C'mon Dude!"

by Rootin32 September 25, 2021

Noah

A good person, they actually have good humor and are VALID.

He's a noah.

by wrsfWarsfWas4erfvrf November 26, 2020

Noah

Noah is really sweet and quiet. There’s more to them than meets the eye and they like to paint their nails. They have really nice hair that you could run your fingers through. Although they dress for comfort over style and don’t stand out much, once you get to know them you’ll never want to stop knowing them.

“Hey Noah, I like your colorful nails!”
“Thanks, I painted them myself!”

by Devil frog April 25, 2022