National Ex Day

December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.

Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day

by yourgirlsfavoriteasshole December 9, 2019

National Geographic Tits

Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.

Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?

by Deedub310 May 20, 2019

National Neck Day

April 25th The day your friend gives you head or a video of them sucking something

Damn is it already National Neck Day i need to let my friends know

by Eat that May 30, 2018

National Crocs Day

Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!

person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?

person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.

person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈

by jimho April 23, 2017

national blowjob month

the month of june is declared national blowjob month

"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"

by playboi_rawri10 June 25, 2017

National FOGO Day

March 27th, also known as National FOGO Day, is celebrated in honor of the lacrosse players who play the position known as face off.

Lacrosse Player 1: “It’s March 27th!”

Lacrosse Player 2: “Oh, you mean National FOGO Day!”

by ReliantK January 22, 2020

National Smexy Day

A day you celebrate your inner smexiness.
And call everyone smexy

What’s up Hayley, Your looking very smexy today! Hapoy National Smexy Day!

by That’s Lesbian March 29, 2020