noah

He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.
Why are you such a noah
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
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Noah is that guy who everyone has a crush on cuz of his funny and cute behavior.
Some girls think he's a player, but apparently he's a bit.
Alexa: NOAH IS SOO CUTE
Jade: He's a player tho...
by luluuuSEITUHHH March 09, 2020
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Noahs haben die größten Sch*****.
Es sind die schönsten Menschen der Welt.Außerdem auch noch die klügsten.
NOAHS SIND GEIL
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Noah has the worlds largest penis
Imagine your having sex with your girlfriedn and then... "OMG your penis is so big Noah!!!"
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Pronounced-NO-WAH noah is a freakishly tall young black male caving in at 6 foot 6 on a good day. Noah has a great booty and beautiful and supple skin akin to a silk tailored scarf made from unicorn hair.
noahs mom: NO-WAH

Noah: OUI? (deep voice)
by shawtyattractor July 24, 2022
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He is very smart,handsome,and very strong. He is such a good friend he will be anybody´s friend he will help you when your feeling down he will love you like a brother/sister and all the girls will come running to him because he is very attractive he is loyal and would never tell¨unless your doing something like robbing¨. He is one of the best friends or boyfriends you could ever ask for! Go get a friend named Noah today!
by dumb fish January 26, 2022
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Noah Decuir (Pronounced Dick Queer) is a funny dude and a good conversationalist who likes guns and is secretly a furry. He enjoys video games and is super fun to hang out with and that one song reminds you of him. He should totally go to valley fair with the coolest person ever soon and let them PAY. He is also a meme lord, second to of course the coolest person ever.
Noah: Jaidyn is a furry (lies)
by Ryleigh111 June 07, 2021
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