Michael S

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.

Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!

by I am his son January 8, 2023

Michael Waldron

Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.

A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself

by .0lgoki.fan.page November 26, 2021

Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Michael McPhee

The sexiest man alive.

"I want to fuck Michael McPhee."

by michaelmcfine May 7, 2022

Michael Ravallo

Just about the sweetest guy you could ask for. He’s a great friend who makes me feel special. Being the new kid at school is hard but not with someone who is as caring, courageous, and wonderful as meeks. He’s the type of man you want your daughter dating or the type of guy you want watching your cats while you go away. He is all in all a wonderful, smart, beautiful man.

friend one: “Is that Michael Ravallo?!”
friend two: “Yes, you can tell by how generous he is”

by mel00000 October 24, 2022

Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.

Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one

by Plonky4 November 4, 2022

Michael deesenuts

The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael

Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"

Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"

by Michael_deesenuts December 25, 2021