Matthew

Cute e but will ask ur friend out after u brake up and then ur best friend will date him for 5 months or more and then u will fight with your best friend a lot and then find out a cute guy likes u a lot but u are to scared and shy 👉👈😥 to talk to him and ur name is probably trinity 🌸❤️

Matthew os a dick but Owen likes me what should i do?👉👈😣

by Bush I’m a hit u w a bussss March 17, 2020

matthew barbosa

matthew barbosa is a dumb kid that thinks hes so funny by moaning in peoples ears and calling people daddy. matthew barbosa dick just gets smaller and smaller every day. matthew barbosa continues to harass people daily

matthew barbosa is a bitch 🤍

by matthew barbosa hater January 25, 2022

Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin

Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.

by Very small PP man November 21, 2022

Matthew Fu

A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.

Matthew Fu was molesting again.....

by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022

Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).

Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao

by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021

Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids

"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"

by big bad mon May 29, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.

person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew

by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022