Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.

Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

by WordGod22 January 28, 2022

Matthew sturnioloK

The reason why my gf dosent love me 🖕

Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad💔🙁👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

Matthew

To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.

He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.

oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends

by CrashP January 15, 2024

Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills

YOU ARE A MATTHEW!

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Matthew

A dirty-minded guy. Does inappropriate stuff.

Bro that kid is a Matthew. He won't shut up about pps and dds.

by MrNebuls February 29, 2024

Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best

Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism

by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022

Matthew

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.

Holy shit Matthew chill out geez

by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021