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Matthew

Cute e but will ask ur friend out after u brake up and then ur best friend will date him for 5 months or more and then u will fight with your best friend a lot and then find out a cute guy likes u a lot but u are to scared and shy ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฅ to talk to him and ur name is probably trinity ๐ŸŒธโค๏ธ
Matthew os a dick but Owen likes me what should i do?๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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matthew barbosa

matthew barbosa is a dumb kid that thinks hes so funny by moaning in peoples ears and calling people daddy. matthew barbosa dick just gets smaller and smaller every day. matthew barbosa continues to harass people daily
matthew barbosa is a bitch ๐Ÿค
by matthew barbosa hater January 25, 2022
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Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin
Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
by Very small PP man November 21, 2022
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Matthew Fu

A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.
Matthew Fu was molesting again.....
by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022
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Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021
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Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids
"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"
by big bad mon May 29, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.
person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew
by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022
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