Logan

Logan is a genuinely funny guy. He's the life of the party, but don't have the party at your house. When there is alcohol involved your walls may magically get holes punched into them. Logan is pretty short for being a male. He is not racist, but he doesn't like anyone who isn't white. Logan is a keeper.

Tie your shoes super tight Logan is coming to the party.

I'm not racist, I am Logan.

by chchchchldldldld January 23, 2022

Logan

Someone who calls people "baby cakes" while being that which refers to other people by.

Person 1: Logan did the thing again.

Person 2: the fuck is wrong with that guy?

by Thedownstairsguy January 26, 2022

logan

Logan. he is pretty cool sometimes he will eat your wife and kids but still hes pretty chill. although he will break your knee caps with a sharp ruler. but that's only if you get on the wrong side of him. or he'll do it for fun ...
but hes a real cool fella

dude that guys a total logan

by logan manly man December 8, 2021

Logan

The gayest being on earth

"That guy is such a Logan"

by DaBabySussyBalls December 10, 2021

Logan Allen

Hes a G, he always smells kinda funky but he's skilled all around. Usually a good wrestler. Pulls so many girls he doesn't even realize it

"who's that?"
"Logan Allen, wrestling and track state champ"

by Kendallish December 10, 2021

Logan

logan

logan is hot

by im hot as fuck December 10, 2021

Logan

Have you ever met a cold blooded mammal… you have now

Wow that guy is being such a Logan right now, look at him getting all these numbers at the bar!

by Anonymous Cappy Barra December 12, 2021